tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5488192597414997642012-02-16T12:40:32.516-08:00Debranoreply@blogger.comBlogger261100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-70674556295205739742010-01-03T10:18:00.001-08:002010-01-03T10:19:41.760-08:00Don't you think that they<br />really hate one another?<br />Doth protest too much?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-7067455629520573974?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-22681137824292509152009-08-26T18:50:00.000-07:002009-08-26T18:51:37.821-07:00That guy who won first?<br />He looks like my friend Buck Hakes.<br />Who lives in LA<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-2268113782429250915?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-5219181792714210422009-07-30T08:41:00.000-07:002009-07-30T08:44:06.731-07:00Didn't like Elmo<br />But now I have a kid<br />World's best babysitter.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-521918179271421042?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-30195192235160110632009-06-09T11:12:00.000-07:002009-06-09T11:13:47.028-07:00TV moved. New house.<br />But here we have FiOS!<br />More channels: haiku win!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-3019519223516011063?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-353796383831889892009-06-09T11:11:00.000-07:002009-06-09T11:12:05.877-07:00I miss Rock of Love<br />O bad me for hoping for<br />Bret Michaels love fail.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-35379638383188989?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-80796384565837421552009-03-20T12:59:00.000-07:002009-03-20T13:03:44.477-07:00Skank gone overboard!<br />Ashley got thrown off the bus!<br />Took her boobs with her!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-8079638456583742155?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-60165411897684960382009-02-11T19:52:00.000-08:002009-02-11T19:53:59.607-08:00Yikes! Fake suspenseful!<br />Who will be the chef that goes?<br />At least ads still sell.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-6016541189768496038?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-17123941282822806982009-02-11T19:37:00.000-08:002009-02-11T19:43:59.364-08:00When will the judges<br />say someone's food is dog food?<br />I think that's funny.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-1712394128282280698?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-40898652630104543272009-02-11T19:23:00.000-08:002009-02-11T19:27:21.987-08:00I should say something<br />About Fabio's finger.<br />Uhhh.... poor Fabio.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-4089865263010454327?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-69900750018101403772009-02-11T19:13:00.002-08:002009-02-11T19:27:57.571-08:00Carla seemed dippy<br />But she is growing on me.<br />Still dippy - but fun.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-6990075001810140377?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-43129499768096640522009-02-11T19:13:00.001-08:002009-02-11T19:28:22.208-08:00I am so over<br />Stefan's inflated ego.<br />He needs to shut up.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-4312949976809664052?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-51959986903755461872009-02-05T11:38:00.001-08:002009-02-05T11:38:29.761-08:00Gah! Raw eels! Nasty!<br />I think I forgive a lot<br />But I can't watch that.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-5195998690375546187?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-4459705393428874562009-01-05T10:13:00.001-08:002009-01-05T10:14:52.492-08:00Eeek!  Skanks on a bus!<div>Skeletons with silicone</div><div>Drunk.  Smeared eyeliner.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-445970539342887456?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-56839282483728631902009-01-02T15:03:00.000-08:002009-01-02T15:04:19.856-08:00It's January.<div>You should be on a DIET.</div><div>Everyone else is!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-5683928248372863190?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-72892278209690946542008-12-30T19:11:00.001-08:002008-12-30T19:16:59.891-08:00Kennedy Center.<div>Has Laura Bush had Botox?</div><div>She just looks sort of...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-7289227820969094654?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-85701984147590620382008-12-26T17:08:00.001-08:002008-12-26T17:08:38.367-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 12px; ">It was a special - <br />I think it was from last year - <br />Top Chef All Star Game</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-8570198414759062038?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-67225734724103083862008-12-25T14:41:00.001-08:002008-12-25T16:03:03.440-08:00Paula Deen hates me<div>She wants me to die - and soon!</div><div>So, so much butter.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-6722573472410308386?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-24668041132335336762008-12-24T21:09:00.001-08:002008-12-24T21:09:26.459-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px; ">I wasn't watching<br />Did fucking Tiffany win?<br />Girltalk and gossip.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-2466804113233533676?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-83314517327882627862008-12-24T09:08:00.000-08:002008-12-24T21:08:59.404-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px; ">Does it air tonight?<br />O Santa, bring me Top Chef!<br />Or else... NO HAIKU!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-8331451732788262786?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-49226166961925509822008-12-18T21:07:00.000-08:002008-12-24T21:08:20.255-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px; ">You learned it in school:<br />Play all your games selflessly<br />Win a big huge prize.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-4922616696192550982?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-1678749907401016262008-12-10T21:06:00.000-08:002008-12-24T21:10:25.215-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 16px; font-family:'Trebuchet MS';font-size:12px;">Somebody needs to <br />inform Fabio that he's<br />not really that cute</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-167874990740101626?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-42978779268181385232008-12-04T21:05:00.000-08:002008-12-24T21:06:52.004-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px; ">Now are you so shocked<br />Kathie Lee doesn't swallow?<br />I could have guessed that!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-4297877926818138523?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-90688388094035175502008-06-04T21:04:00.000-07:002008-12-24T21:05:49.778-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px; ">You undercooked beans!<br />That's such a stupid mistake<br />I thought you were smart.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-9068838809403517550?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-67764008515420512212008-05-29T21:03:00.000-07:002008-12-24T21:04:47.721-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px; ">If food is simple<br />Use not the frozen scallops<br />It's a cold trip home.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-6776400851542051221?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-44330479959165757442008-04-30T21:03:00.000-07:002008-12-24T21:03:44.514-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px; ">Tom Colicchio<br />Really does like that guy Mark<br />If you missed it, don't ask!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-4433047995916575744?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-548819259741499764.post-11710190870769609572008-03-20T20:58:00.000-07:002008-12-24T21:01:16.479-08:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px; ">Tom Colicchio</span><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px; ">Did not like the blini dish<br />"Pack your knives and go!"</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/548819259741499764-1171019087076960957?l=tvhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Debranoreply@blogger.com0